A little boy was attending his first wedding. After
the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can
a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was
amazed that he knew the answer so quickly.
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like
the Preacher said:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I
grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well,"
said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I
figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and
listen."
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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed trash against us."
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you
know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why
do you keep crossing things out?"
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That
priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to
stay with you guys!"
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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people
on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see ... And that must be Mary,
Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you
say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't
have to. My Mom is a good cook."
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A college drama group presented a play in which one character would
stand
on a trapdoor and announce, "I descend into hell!" A stagehand
below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the
character would plunge through. The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight
took his place. When the new actor announced, "I descend into hell!"
the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but
became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make
him descend. One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled:
"Hallelujah! Hell is full!"
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Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First
Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety
seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit
still and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over
and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose
his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!'
